Sherri WebCam Girl, Phone, and Escort

Its Finally Official!

2005-12-08T04:15:00.000Z

From Yahoo -

BIG-BOOBED gals have a new reason to stick out their chests with pride. A surprising study proves they're more intelligent than their small-breasted sisters!

The study of 1,200 women conducted by Chicago sociologists comes in the wake of a recently released report stating that blonde rocket scientists outnumber brunettes.

"Although I hate to admit it, we found that women with big busts average 10 IQ points higher than less well-endowed women," reveals lead researcher Dr. Yvonne Rossdale, herself a meager 32A.

"The myth that women with voluptuous figures are not smart should now be shelved, along with the misconception that all blondes are dumb."

Dr. Rossdale measured the busts of women in Illinois, Kansas and Ohio and then divided them into five categories: Extra-small, Small, Medium, Large and Extra-large. These categories roughly corresponded to commercially available bra sizes, A, B,C, D and DD or above.

She then gave subjects in each category a standard IQ test and found that women in the Large and Extra-large category scored an average of 10 points higher than women in the Small and Extra-small categories. Medium-sized ladies had a three- to four-point edge over the flat-chested group.

"This is a wake up call to employers to drop the notion that women with large breasts are dumb," Dr. Rossdale says.

"Rather than automatically assuming that a woman with tremendous 'hooters' belongs in the typing pool, she should be considered for the executive track."

Ahhh. So thats why I am so clever.... Gosh with assets my size I must be Einstein!

Joke of the day

2005-12-02T16:36:00.000Z

Joke of the dayA seventy-five-year old year old man went to his doctor to get a sperm count.The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring me back a semen sample tomorrow."
The next day the seventy-five-year old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as he had received it on the previous day."Where's the sample?" said the Doctor."Well, doctor, it's like this," the man explained.
"First I tried with my right hand, but that didn't work. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing.
Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then her left, still no joy. She even tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, and still nothing.""I see.." said the Doctor dubiously. "Then what did you do?"
"Well, I asked my sixteen year old neice to lend a hand, but she failed too, even when she took it between her legs and squeezed it really hard.""Her legs!" exclained the doctor, appalled.
"So I went next door to Eileen, and she tried too, first with both hands, then both armpits in turn and she even tried rolling it between her knees, but still nothing."You asked your neighbour?" cried the shocked doctor."The old man replied,

"Yes, but no matter what we tried we still couldn't get the fucking jar open!"

Sherri 07099 80 15 16

Toys

2005-11-28T12:12:00.000Z

Well have had fun with the new toys for my birthday so thinking i am going to give them an airing on my cam shows so you can all enjoy them as much as me
So you can imagine i am now sat here with my toys yummy and ready to play so any of you willing to book can get me on
sherri_temptations@hotmail.com
I also do sound as well so you can see and hear it all lol
sherri x
Or call me on 07099 80 15 16

WEEKEND AGAIN

2005-11-26T12:22:00.000Z

Well weekend again......... Just sat here now dressed in my PVC maids uniform waiting for my first cam show of the day...... ummmmmmmm feeling really horny hard nipples and a tingling pussy......... and toys at the ready so if any of you are willing one hand in your wallet extracting your plastic and the other hand on your cock and book me............ And i can show you my nice tight shaven pussy that blows kisses to you (are you intrigued) and huge 38 HH titties all natural i have to say.

Or if you would like to hear me and what fantasies i can cover for you, you can always book a very dirty phone call from me............ Just sit back and listen and i tease and tempt you in to my fantasy land.........ummmmmmmmmmmm
xxxxx
sherri

You can contact me on
sherri03babe@yahoo.co.uk

Hope to hear from you soon

Customer

2005-11-25T22:22:00.000Z

Oh my god
I just had a customer on the escort side of things with the biggest dick i have seen in 2005.......... officially 11 and half inches long ............; i measured it i was so impressed........... but no way i was gonna get that in my wet tight pussy.....hell no but i hada little suck on it it was soo big felt like i could only get my mouth round the head and a little way down the shaft but i gave it a god lick as well............ he said he dont normally get really hard and not many ladies can take him....no shit lol......... even his balls seemed big but he was only 5'6 and medium build.......... but he gave my titties a good playing with though which was really good and cause he was so bloody big i got him to put it in between my huge 38 hh titties.........i can truly say that is the first cock that has gone between them and stuck out the top normally my tits are so big your cock would get lost inbetween them. I finished him off with my little hands around that huge cock playing with his balls tickling his bum and slowly wanking him and getting faster then i added a little oil to make my hands really slip and slide up and down his cock until he squirted all his cum for me ...........
yummy my nipples are still hard from that ...........if you have a large cock and you would like to show me please get in touch or send me a picture
sherri x x x

Birthday Girl

2005-11-23T16:11:00.000Z

Birthday Girl

Yeah that is me today 21 again lol
Well had loads of presents but the funniest one is from my mate she works in Ann summers sex shop, so she told me not to open till tonight yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh right waited till she was out the door and i was ripping at the paper like an idiot wow wow wow
huge selection of toys and things......... so cant wait till get to bed tonight lol xxxx
so not much going on in my world today hanging out with friends and counting the hours till i get to bed tonight
x x x x
sherri

CAM SHOWS AGAIN LOL X X X X

2005-11-22T13:10:00.000Z

cam shows agsinxxxxxxxx

Well i got up this morning knowing i felt really horny and turned on and was hoping to get a cam show booked as i knew this would help me.............
Well it is now 1.30 in the afternoon and i have done 5 shows already wow my pussy is wet and tingling.......... the first was a guy who booked 30 mins i had to dress in my pvc and parade around the room showing off my big boobs and fresh trimmed pussy for him then i had to finish sucking on a big dildo for him yummy......
The next was a man who was in his office he had to close the door and lock himself in ha ha what fun he wanted me straight down to it so had to get a real good close up on the cam of my pussy finger fucking myself with 2 fingers till i cum boy oh boy did i cum i was readyand still wanted to go again but he had to go lol .......
Then the next two just ordinary me showing off my tits not interested in seeing my shaven pussy so had to contain myslef and show them all they wanted to see.....
but the last one just before i posted this what a horny guy he showed me his cam to lovely cock all erect and ready for me he got me to touch myself all over slowly caressing and playing till i ended up putting 2 fingers in my pussy then i had to work my biggest dildo in and fuck my self slowly for him all the time watching his big hard cock wow then i had to suck on the dildo with all my pussy juices on and then finish myself off and wow what a mess wet pussy wet fingers yummy...........
For more of my fun times whatch out for my next entry or you could even contact me to be in it withme
hope you allhave a good day and thank you for taking the time to read this
sherri x x x
off now for a shower and some more fun and games
oxoxoxoxox

My First Post

2005-11-21T18:07:00.000Z

Hi, my name is Sherri, I am a gloriously busty (HH!) blonde available for Webcam and Phone work. If I like you then you can even enjoy seeing me in the flesh! More Soon....

Byee!

Sherri